May 2013
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perdu-me:
Things not to say to me while I’m eating:
That’s a lot of food
That’s not enough food
You’re going to eat all of that???!??
That looks gross
That’s not healthy
That looks healthy
That’s disgusting
Why are you eating that?
I’m glad you’re eating more
In case you didn’t understand, DON’T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT MY EATING/FOOD/INTAKE WHETHER IT BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE I DON’T...
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April 2013
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rinwolfy:
mypocketshurt90:
rinwolfy:
Somewhat explicit things under the cut
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Dude….these updates kinda ruin the nice part where I didn’t have to hear it despite living with you. I’m pretty sure these soft consonants are more sexual than any secondhand sex noises I’ve heard in a while.
But I love you, and I am happy for you, and concur about morning sex.
I apologize about the...
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mypocketshurt90:
captorquest:
one time in freshman year my biology teacher was teaching us about chromosomal disorders and apparently some women can have three X chromosomes and she went to go look up some pictures of what some women afflicted with this condition look like. unfortunately my teacher typed in “XXX females” and that worked about just as well as you’d expect
Why did my roommate...
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March 2013
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In case any of you are interested in visiting my... →
bernadette-ish:
This is where all of our information for our wedding is going. I just made it. It actually forced me to plan out most of the menu for the day. It was a lot of fun, actually, and totally free :3
Wow…I’m impressed. I should probably stop napping when you’re planning stuff like this »;
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phleps:
harryspanglersolo:
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what do female pornstars do when on their period like do they get to take a weeks paid vacation or make menstruation porn or what what happens
I LOOKED IT UP AND SOMEONE SAID THEY GET A DEVICE INSIDE OF THEM THAT HOLDS THE BLOOD LONG ENOUGH FOR A SEX SCENE WHY
FYI: Opera singers in big companies get time off. Because it affects the vocal...
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February 2013
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January 2013
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