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perdu-me: Things not to say to me while I’m eating: That’s a lot of food That’s not enough food You’re going to eat all of that???!?? That looks gross That’s not healthy That looks healthy That’s disgusting Why are you eating that? I’m glad you’re eating more In case you didn’t understand, DON’T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT MY EATING/FOOD/INTAKE WHETHER IT BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE I DON’T...

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rinwolfy: mypocketshurt90: rinwolfy: Somewhat explicit things under the cut Read More Dude….these updates kinda ruin the nice part where I didn’t have to hear it despite living with you. I’m pretty sure these soft consonants are more sexual than any secondhand sex noises I’ve heard in a while. But I love you, and I am happy for you, and concur about morning sex. I apologize about the...

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mypocketshurt90: captorquest: one time in freshman year my biology teacher was teaching us about chromosomal disorders and apparently some women can have three X chromosomes and she went to go look up some pictures of what some women afflicted with this condition look like. unfortunately my teacher typed in “XXX females” and that worked about just as well as you’d expect Why did my roommate...

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bernadette-ish: This is where all of our information for our wedding is going. I just made it. It actually forced me to plan out most of the menu for the day. It was a lot of fun, actually, and totally free :3 Wow…I’m impressed. I should probably stop napping when you’re planning stuff like this »;

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phleps: harryspanglersolo: phleps: phleps: what do female pornstars do when on their period like do they get to take a weeks paid vacation or make menstruation porn or what what happens I LOOKED IT UP AND SOMEONE SAID THEY GET A DEVICE INSIDE OF THEM THAT HOLDS THE BLOOD LONG ENOUGH FOR A SEX SCENE WHY FYI: Opera singers in big companies get time off. Because it affects the vocal...

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