For some ponygirls, I need a harness to control them. But Shelley has a built-in harness.
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Bernadette’s taking me to an operaaaaaaaaa
So excited ^^so prettyyyyyyyyyy
Awww thank ^//^
Bernadette’s taking me to an operaaaaaaaaa
So excited ^^
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“The Child Who Was Never Born”
sculptor: Martin Hudáčeka
location: Slovakia
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Big Girl Working It On The Pole To The Weeknd The Zone! (by Jon Jones)
i could not hit reblog fast enough
This is so awesome.
in case you missed it yesterday
watch
<3___<3
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Who took a vid of me when I was dozing off?
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Somewhat explicit things under the cut
Dude….these updates kinda ruin the nice part where I didn’t have to hear it despite living with you. I’m pretty sure these soft consonants are more sexual than any secondhand sex noises I’ve heard in a while.
But I love you, and I am happy for you, and concur about morning sex.
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AT LEAST YOU DIDN’T HEAR IT RIGHT???
ANDREA COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS YOU’VE NEVER KICKED DOWN THE DOOR AND SEEN THE THREE OF THEM AT IT
thebeautyofcorsetcraftsmanship:
(via 1700’s Women’s Under Things)
3 different styles of corset or rather bodice (and shoe) lacing methods. Hmmm, which one would I prefer?
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This is the most menacing goddamn dessert I’ve ever seen.
Enjoy your delicious gigantic FUKKEN CANNOLI MACE.
GET INSIDE ME
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one time in freshman year my biology teacher was teaching us about chromosomal disorders and apparently some women can have three X chromosomes and she went to go look up some pictures of what some women afflicted with this condition look like. unfortunately my teacher typed in “XXX females” and that worked about just as well as you’d expect
Why did my roommate ask about this post last night so I explained X-inactivation and she pat my head and said, “We found our Sheldon.”
Because you’re our Sheldon