Somewhat explicit things under the cut
Dude….these updates kinda ruin the nice part where I didn’t have to hear it despite living with you. I’m pretty sure these soft consonants are more sexual than any secondhand sex noises I’ve heard in a while.
But I love you, and I am happy for you, and concur about morning sex.
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AT LEAST YOU DIDN’T HEAR IT RIGHT???
ANDREA COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS YOU’VE NEVER KICKED DOWN THE DOOR AND SEEN THE THREE OF THEM AT IT
one time in freshman year my biology teacher was teaching us about chromosomal disorders and apparently some women can have three X chromosomes and she went to go look up some pictures of what some women afflicted with this condition look like. unfortunately my teacher typed in “XXX females” and that worked about just as well as you’d expect
Why did my roommate ask about this post last night so I explained X-inactivation and she pat my head and said, “We found our Sheldon.”
Because you’re our Sheldon